Elizabeth Warren Suggests Raindance to Curb Climate Change

Distraught over the recent children’s protest of certain death by climate change, Elizabeth Warren suggested a solution from her native ancestry:  Cool the earth through a raindance.

A raindance, for any children indoctrinated in our school system, was a Native American ritual where some people did something, then rain fell from the sky.

Warren said she thinks rain would cool temps, because rain tends to happen when it’s cooler.

A solid theory.  But when asked about whether raindances work, Warren bristled, “No, raindances are fake.  But so is climate change alarmism, so who cares.”

Article is of course satire.

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