Direct to the People

Donald Trump can no longer call them the “do-nothing” Democrats.  Democrats led by Adam Schiff have stumbled upon a cure for insomnia.  The cure appears to be Democrats themselves, droning on about impeachment. 1 in 3 people report at least mild insomnia. This is no small discovery. Asked why it works so well, professor of Read More …

October 2019 Presidential candidate Corey Booker took to Twitter yesterday to advise supporters to insert future donations directly into the toilet. Turns out the “Get Woke Go Broke” trend applies to politicians too, not just to companies like Gillette and Nike.   Booker’s campaign is on the verge of being out of cash. Booker is almost out of support as Read More …

September, 2019 In a bold move, Democrats have dropped all pretense of honesty by renaming their party “Hoaxes ‘R’ Us” Nancy Pelosi explained the decision:  “When The Mueller Report destroyed our Russia collusion narrative, our fans didn’t care!  This made us think our fans WANT hoaxes.  If people want hoaxes, why not advertise it?” Sheila Read More …

Distraught over the recent children’s protest of certain death by climate change, Elizabeth Warren suggested a solution from her native ancestry:  Cool the earth through a raindance. A raindance, for any children indoctrinated in our school system, was a Native American ritual where some people did something, then rain fell from the sky. Warren said Read More …

Elizabeth Warren railed against the rich in a speech yesterday.  As she often does.  Nevermind she is worth $12 million dollars. But Warren ramped up the rhetoric as she has throughout this presidential campaign seeming to call all rich people corrupt.  “When you have an economy that does great for those with money and isn’t Read More …