Elizabeth Warren Suggests Raindance to Curb Climate Change

Distraught over the recent children’s protest of certain death by climate change, Elizabeth Warren suggested a solution from her native ancestry:  Cool the earth through a raindance. A raindance, for any children indoctrinated in our school system, was a Native American ritual where some people did something, then rain fell from the sky. Warren said Read More …

Elizabeth Warren Calls for Corrupt 1%-ers to be Arrested: Immediately gets Arrested

Elizabeth Warren railed against the rich in a speech yesterday.  As she often does.  Nevermind she is worth $12 million dollars. But Warren ramped up the rhetoric as she has throughout this presidential campaign seeming to call all rich people corrupt.  “When you have an economy that does great for those with money and isn’t Read More …

97% of Climate Change Scientists Agree: Climate Change Makes Scientists Rich!

“We’re rich!” “All we have to do is parrot the Democratic parties talking points, boom, payday baby!” Direct to the People:  “But isn’t this all about temperatures?” Climate change scientist:  “Why do you think Al Gore’s giant mansion with zero solar panels on it?” “Do you think climate change proponents would buy houses at sea level if they Read More …

Nobody Shows Up to “Impeach Trump” Event/George Soros Forgets to Hire Protesters

It’s hard being the muscle behind social unrest. Sometimes you simply forget to do something.  That was the case with the recent “Impeach Trump” event.  Billionaire George Soros neglected to make a few phone calls.  And whala, protest vanished into thin air. Regular protest attendee Samuel Marks was asked why he did not attend THIS protest:  “no money, Read More …

25% of Californians think Gavin Newsom is an Actor Playing Satan in a Movie

Shocking poll found that 25% of California resident’s believe Gavin Newsom is an actor portraying satan in a movie.  Not the real life governor of California. “He is so good in that role.  When he backstabbed the people of California.  Refusing to deport criminal illegal aliens.  But instead inviting more in.  It was riveting, like Schindler’s Read More …

James Clapper Wins Most Guilty-Looking Man Award for 5th Straight Year

Exclusive Interview with James Clapper: Direct to the People:  Hello Mr. Clapper, you just won Most Guilty-Looking Man Alive for the 5th straight year.  Should I say congratulations? Clapper:  Thank you.  This didn’t just happen.  I’ve worked at it. I’d like to attribute this award to all the bad things I’ve done.  They really eat Read More …