Distraught over the recent children’s protest of certain death by climate change, Elizabeth Warren suggested a solution from her native ancestry: Cool the earth through a raindance.
A raindance, for any children indoctrinated in our school system, was a Native American ritual where some people did something, then rain fell from the sky.
Warren said she thinks rain would cool temps, because rain tends to happen when it’s cooler.
A solid theory. But when asked about whether raindances work, Warren bristled, “No, raindances are fake. But so is climate change alarmism, so who cares.”
Article is of course satire.