Category: satire

Exclusive Interview with James Clapper: Direct to the People:  Hello Mr. Clapper, you just won Most Guilty-Looking Man Alive for the 5th straight year.  Should I say congratulations? Clapper:  Thank you.  This didn’t just happen.  I’ve worked at it. I’d like to attribute this award to all the bad things I’ve done.  They really eat Read More …

In an effort to piggyback on the recent global warning debates, Bernie Sanders has announced his selection for Vice Presidential running mate:  Super Villian Thanos. Asked why he would make this unorthodox selection Bernie said in his trademark halted fashion: “We have to think outside the box…. Global temperatures are out of control….. so I Read More …

Los Angeles, Ca. Californians surge to renounce their citizenship and become illegal aliens. Carol Becker of Downey, Ca. said “It’s like a Chic-Fil-A or In-N-Out Burger line” at that office. Asked why Californians would renounce their citizenship and become illegal aliens, Suzie Cobly of Encino said:  “That’s like asking why a person would prefer to sit in 1st Read More …

Tim Kaine is currently Senator of Virginia and former vice presidential running mate of Hillary Clinton. Kaine recently tweeted about the events in Charlottsville: According to Senator Kaine, violence is justified if the other person disagrees with you.  It’s the victim of the attack who is at fault.  Because they have an opinion you disagree with. Looks Read More …