To Save Time, Corey Booker Advises Donors to Flush Money Directly Down the Toilet

October 2019 Presidential candidate Corey Booker took to Twitter yesterday to advise supporters to insert future donations directly into the toilet. Turns out the “Get Woke Go Broke” trend applies to politicians too, not just to companies like Gillette and Nike.   Booker’s campaign is on the verge of being out of cash. Booker is almost out of support as Read More …

Democrats Officially Change Party Name to “Hoaxes ‘R’ Us”

September, 2019 In a bold move, Democrats have dropped all pretense of honesty by renaming their party “Hoaxes ‘R’ Us” Nancy Pelosi explained the decision:  “When The Mueller Report destroyed our Russia collusion narrative, our fans didn’t care!  This made us think our fans WANT hoaxes.  If people want hoaxes, why not advertise it?” Sheila Read More …

Elizabeth Warren Suggests Raindance to Curb Climate Change

Distraught over the recent children’s protest of certain death by climate change, Elizabeth Warren suggested a solution from her native ancestry:  Cool the earth through a raindance. A raindance, for any children indoctrinated in our school system, was a Native American ritual where some people did something, then rain fell from the sky. Warren said Read More …

Elizabeth Warren Calls for Corrupt 1%-ers to be Arrested: Immediately gets Arrested

Elizabeth Warren railed against the rich in a speech yesterday.  As she often does.  Nevermind she is worth $12 million dollars. But Warren ramped up the rhetoric as she has throughout this presidential campaign seeming to call all rich people corrupt.  “When you have an economy that does great for those with money and isn’t Read More …

97% of Climate Change Scientists Agree: Climate Change Makes Scientists Rich!

“We’re rich!” “All we have to do is parrot the Democratic parties talking points, boom, payday baby!” Direct to the People:  “But isn’t this all about temperatures?” Climate change scientist:  “Why do you think Al Gore’s giant mansion with zero solar panels on it?” “Do you think climate change proponents would buy houses at sea level if they Read More …

Nobody Shows Up to “Impeach Trump” Event/George Soros Forgets to Hire Protesters

It’s hard being the muscle behind social unrest. Sometimes you simply forget to do something.  That was the case with the recent “Impeach Trump” event.  Billionaire George Soros neglected to make a few phone calls.  And whala, protest vanished into thin air. Regular protest attendee Samuel Marks was asked why he did not attend THIS protest:  “no money, Read More …