
NFL Changes All 32 Team Names to “The Sheep”
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to rename every NFL team “The Sheep”. Goodell explained, “We wanted a perfect representation of our mentality. We’re going to go wherever we are led, no questions asked.” Asked who the league is being “led” by Goodell pondered, “That’s a good question. I’m not sure. Whoever is the loudest? Read More …