Facebook BANS Direct to the People 30 days for Posting COVID Cure

Facebook has banned my Facebook page “Direct to the People” for 30 days. Here is the screen shot of the notification: (I blacked out my real name and photo.) The icon under the blacked out square does not make it clear what post Facebook deleted. I looked through my recent posts and saw that a Read More …

NFL Changes All 32 Team Names to “The Sheep”

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has decided to rename every NFL team “The Sheep”. Goodell explained, “We wanted a perfect representation of our mentality.  We’re going to go wherever we are led, no questions asked.” Asked who the league is being “led” by Goodell pondered, “That’s a good question.  I’m not sure.  Whoever is the loudest?  Read More …

To not be “Racist”, People Pretend Construction Sites are Jogging Trails

Everyone loves to go jogging in construction sites.  Who knew? “Men love to do that.”  Ok.  I do find construction zones interesting in a way, but I don’t know if I go out of my way to look at one.  On private property. The apparent secret fetish of millions has been revealed because of the Read More …

Democrats Thrilled with New 23andMe Self-Serve Kiosk

The new express 23andMe self-serve kiosk outside DNC headquarters is receiving rave reviews from prominent Democrats: Elizabeth Warren:  “Boy howdy, I tell ya, we’re not in Oklahoma anymore are we Tonto?” Hunter Biden:  “This is a great way to see if I have another baby-momma.  If my Dad bribes you, will you let me pass Read More …

Man with Two Extra Houses Complains about Homeless Problem

Bernie Sanders held a rally where he decried the homeless problem in parts of America, “we need to make sure people have rooms over their HEADS!” One attendee walked away confused, “I thought Bernie had 3 houses.  If he wants to help, why doesn’t he give one or two away?” The man went further, “at Read More …

Democrats Inadvertently Cure Insomnia with Impeachment Proceedings

Donald Trump can no longer call them the “do-nothing” Democrats.  Democrats led by Adam Schiff have stumbled upon a cure for insomnia.  The cure appears to be Democrats themselves, droning on about impeachment. 1 in 3 people report at least mild insomnia. This is no small discovery. Asked why it works so well, professor of Read More …