Nobody Shows Up to “Impeach Trump” Event/George Soros Forgets to Hire Protesters

It’s hard being the muscle behind social unrest. Sometimes you simply forget to do something.  That was the case with the recent “Impeach Trump” event.  Billionaire George Soros neglected to make a few phone calls.  And whala, protest vanished into thin air. Regular protest attendee Samuel Marks was asked why he did not attend THIS protest:  “no money, Read More …

25% of Californians think Gavin Newsom is an Actor Playing Satan in a Movie

Shocking poll found that 25% of California resident’s believe Gavin Newsom is an actor portraying satan in a movie.  Not the real life governor of California. “He is so good in that role.  When he backstabbed the people of California.  Refusing to deport criminal illegal aliens.  But instead inviting more in.  It was riveting, like Schindler’s Read More …

James Clapper Wins Most Guilty-Looking Man Award for 5th Straight Year

Exclusive Interview with James Clapper: Direct to the People:  Hello Mr. Clapper, you just won Most Guilty-Looking Man Alive for the 5th straight year.  Should I say congratulations? Clapper:  Thank you.  This didn’t just happen.  I’ve worked at it. I’d like to attribute this award to all the bad things I’ve done.  They really eat Read More …

Bernie Chooses Thanos as Running Mate – Advocate of Mass Genocide

In an effort to piggyback on the recent global warning debates, Bernie Sanders has announced his selection for Vice Presidential running mate:  Super Villian Thanos. Asked why he would make this unorthodox selection Bernie said in his trademark halted fashion: “We have to think outside the box…. Global temperatures are out of control….. so I Read More …

Californians Line Up to Renounce Citizenship/Receive Illegal Alien Preferred Treatment

Los Angeles, Ca. Californians surge to renounce their citizenship and become illegal aliens. Carol Becker of Downey, Ca. said “It’s like a Chic-Fil-A or In-N-Out Burger line” at that office. Asked why Californians would renounce their citizenship and become illegal aliens, Suzie Cobly of Encino said:  “That’s like asking why a person would prefer to sit in 1st Read More …